When I came across these quotes, I knew I had to share! These quotes were taken from official court records across the nation. You can find more here.
Witness: "By death"
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th"
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year"
Lawyer: "Can you tell us what gear you were in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks"
Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one who is living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which"
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you"
Witness: Forty-five years"
Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything?"
Witness: "After the accident?"
Lawyer: "Before the accident"
Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."
Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
Witness: "Not yet"
Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?"
Witness: "I'll be 3 months on November 8th"
Lawyer: "Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
Witness: "yes"
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home and next morning he was dead"
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning, he was dead?"
Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
I hope that gave you a chuckle today!
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I hope you have a fabulous Friday!!!
