Saturday, January 9, 2010

Sad News For Bakers

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven, Sour Dough (thats what you get at 71). He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Some e-mails are just worth sharing!  Have a warm and wonderful weekend!


  1. That is to cute,,thank you for sharing...have a great and warm weekend,,as we are freezing here in florida with a degrees of 24...

  2. Oh, that is too funny, but it wouldn't be if he really was gone :(

    I have been a little slow in visiting my fav. bloggers (still have one kid home from college :)

    Wow, you have been a busy blogger. :) I love your motivation, those photos from the book, so inspiring :)

    Just wanted to pop by and wish you a Happy New Year! :) (yep, I know I am slow but my Xmas tree is still up, so..... :)

    Have a wonderful weekend, regards, T. :)

  3. * GREASED COFFIN * OMG that's soooo BAD !!!
    Hahahahahahahahaha !!!

  4. Heeheeheeheehee! Too funny! I think it was nice of the family not to mention the one in the

  5. SleightGirl, that is hilarious!!!

  6. Oh my gosh - that is just too funny!!

  7. Funny! Hope you don't mind, I totally stole this from you (with credit) for my blog! tfs


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